me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via wank-r)

princeowl:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

surprise bitch
spiritdick:

I want to know why

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

(via swiggityswoying-youreannoying)