meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress
bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

vinebox:

shouldnt:

'my fucking cinnamon apple'

'you was my daisy'

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spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
written by A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

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thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

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ima1ing:


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malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her
Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.
written by Mother Teresa (via turnpike-gates)

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polepixie:

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nowyoukno:

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Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

yahoodrive:

why do local moms always need sex

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